what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
#the oncoming storm
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
Comic Sans looks silly but I found out in one of my English Ed classes the other day that it’s one of the most accessible fonts for students who have issues processing written words because none of the letters get too close together or touch and that’s why so many worksheets and exams and syllabi are in Comic Sans.
Bless this post.
"I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?"
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Dom or Sub?
I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down.
And dreamed of para-para-paradise
every time she closed her eyes
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
This gets funnier every time i see it